What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 20:09
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
True - how I loved my mum!
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What! how could you do that?
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”